2012! World Ending! I'm Opening!
02/25/11 00:57
And I get to go back to Florida a second time to perform at The Manor on Fri & Sat, Feb. 17-18! You can get tickets right here, right now!
Then as the spring rolls on, I'll be on the new Celebrity Summit out of San Juan for a spin around the southern Caribbean with Atlantis Events! Also I get the honor and thrill of working with several gay choruses during April and May. I start out close to home with my Windy City friends at the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus, where we'll be raising funds at their Big Package Auction at Sidetrack Chicago! Then I'm honored to be celebrating the 30th anniversary of the Denver Gay Men's Chorus for their Diva Ball. Finally heading east for the summer, I'll be joining the Boston Gay Men's Chorus for their annual fundraiser, Crescendo!
And finally landing at the Crown & Anchor in Provincetown and the Blue Moon in Rehoboth Beach for summer fun in those crazy towns!
Click on my calendar for details!
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Crispy Christ Makes My V Day Special!
02/15/11 13:16
Valentine's Day was not lonely for me this year, as Jesus was my date and dessert!
As many of you are aware, and probably shocked, that I'm still single! I keep reminding myself that other career gals like Liz Taylor, Ethel Merman and Mother Theresa couldn't make it work with a man either, so I'm not worried. Perhaps I'm a threat with my successful ministry, my naturally raven hair, and my size 14 pumps.
Besides I don't have time to be lonely, with so many dear, close, intimate acquaintances ... Read More...
Finally, I'm Breaking Through!
11/01/10 14:14
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
Voting is tomorrow! Please, please don't forget! This is your chance to be like me - a star! Because unlike a beauty pageant that I won years ago, this contest is not judged by a few members of the chamber of commerce. This is judged by you and me and everybody! Even the stupid people! So get out there and be heard!
I'll be voting in Richfield, even though it has been a busy autumn for this beauty queen! At the end of September, I just got in the door from spending the summer in Ptown when I was instructed to motor off to Philly for a 3-show run. I adore Philly and will be back soon when I can stay longer!
I did not have nearly enough time to see the attractions, because I had to head west for shows in San Diego, Los Angeles and Mexico - which is pretty much the same place with different names! Fortunately, I adore the Third World!
And soon I'll be heading west again to San Francisco where the folks at St. Aidan's Episcopal Church welcome me for one-night only on Saturday, Nov. 6. For tickets and info, check out: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/132887 ....
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Miss Richfield - Correspondent to the World!
10/10/10 17:25
Not only do I travel the world with my messages of peace and beauty, I am also on-the-scene as a correspondent, ready to react as fast as the Greyhound gets me there! Read More...
On the Road Again - Philly & LA!
09/21/10 22:32
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
It’s official – I’m off Old Cape Cod and on that dirty dog! It feels good to be back on the Greyhound, sitting in front so I can visit with the driver. And this trip is very special, as I go bi-coastal, taking “Asians & Homos & Jews, Oh My!” to Philly and eventually that land of fruit and nuts, Los Angeles!
I’ll be in Philly on Thurs-Sat, Oct. 7-9. For Philly tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/126407
And I’ll be in LA on Tues-Thurs, Oct. 12-14. For LA tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/128646
But I have to keep this note short, as I’m at a KFC on I-80 outside of Streetsboro, OH ...
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Am I turning Lebanese?
08/03/10 15:19
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I can scarcely believe this is me! Look at the focus, the control, the smooth underarms! That's me pitching on the field in a kickball game to raise money for Helping Our Women, also known as HOW!
At first I was tickled to think I was making money for the Indians, until this rather irritated gal in practical shoes informed me that this was not an Indian charity at all.
So no free cheese! I was furious!
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Head Over Heels Again!
03/19/10 04:55
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I’m head over heels again for another few weeks while I tour the Orient! I’m off with Atlantis Events on the lovely Azmara Quest! We start out in Shanghai and about 3 weeks later, we’re somewhere else.
Although I do my best to understand and not complain, I do wonder how people live their whole lives upside down!
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Love On My Apple IIE!!
02/14/10 16:44
Hello to my darling prairie dogs!
The season of love is here! Goodness, I can’t imagine anyone has experienced love more than me!
Boys love me!
Girls love me!
I love me!
But certainly the greatest love of all was when the beauty pageant judges chose me to wear that bejeweled community crown as Miss Richfield 1981 on July 4th in the year of our Lord, 1981 ...
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Everything's Cheaper in Mexico, Even Me!!
10/26/09 16:34 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I just got back from Mexico and boy are my maracas tired!
I would be even more tired if I didn't have some excellent help on this last Atlantis cruise on the Royal Caribbean Mariner of the Seas.
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It's the Big Apple & the Small Screen!
09/17/09 18:33
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I am securing the seal on my upper plate, as I take another bite out the Big Apple on Saturday, Sept. 26! This time my show at Ars Nova will feature two delicious things -- a fabulous custom cake from TLC's Cake Boss and me in new show "Asians & Homos & Jews, Oh My!" ....
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Jesus Loves the Little Children! Me? Not So Much!
06/19/09 17:56 Filed in: Ptown
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
This Midwest maven is on her platformed toes this summer, as my new Ptown show, “Asians & Homos & Jews, Oh My!” attracts quality crowds and locals to the Art House every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. As usual, this year’s superior production is another embarrassing success! I know it’s good because liquor sales are up, up, up, especially after the show ....
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What Would Jesus Do? Dance!
05/06/09 15:29 Filed in: Mexico
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
And a very special “hola” to my Mexican friends! I realize this is a day late for Cinco de Mayo, but I find most Mexicans generally don’t know what day it is anyway!
Super duper sorry for the delay in corresponding with you folks! If it wasn’t for a Mexican holiday, I may never have written again!
But Mexico holds a special place for me ...
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Attending the InauGAYration!
02/09/09 02:33 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
No words can express my absolute joy on being invited to Washington DC for my very first inaugural! What a treasure to see our country cross two important lines of color: a president who’s black and a first lady who’ll be wearing hues, tints and patterns. I think we’ve all seen enough beige pantsuits over the last 8 years!
My heart pounded patriotically as the Greyhound motored into DC. Then as my white patten-leather platforms stepped on the bus depot platform ... Read More...
Dropping My Balls For New Years!
01/07/09 23:48 Filed in: Ministry
Happy New Year to all my darling prairie dogs!
My celebration of 2009 started a few days early at the Blue Moon in Rehoboth Beach, DE. Those crafty homos have transformed this Methodist Church Bible Camp into just plain campy fun on the boardwalk! And it’s also one of the very few patio gigs I secure each December.
I find such enthusiastic fans in this area of the state, commonly-known as the “lower, slower” Delaware ... Read More...
Dressed For The Road!
12/28/08 14:47 Filed in: Travels
Happy Holidays to all my darling prairie dogs!
Christmas has barely gone and so am I! The curtain came down on my holiday extravaganza at the Illusion Theater in Minneapolis and there was a bus ticket waiting for me back stage. Once again the ladies of the Esther Circle have emptied the church coffers at A Mighty Fortress Is Our God Lutheran Church in Richfield, my home congregation, and completely funded a one-way bus tour to Rehoboth Beach, DE, and New York City ... Read More...
Delores To The Rescue!
12/12/08 17:07 Filed in: Ministry
My darling prairie dogs!
Christmas is keeping me busier than ever! It’s such a challenge fitting holiday duties into my already hectic life, which includes washing my balls for VFW Bingo every Tuesday night and heading up the Monthly Lutheran Panty Boil. That's where we sanitize gently used panty hose for the starving women in Ethiopia because many of those desert gals do not have adequate access to nylons and other personal hygienic products!
Imagine my panic ... Read More...
Anyone Have Change For A $200 Peso?
11/21/08 13:13 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
I adore traveling, but there is nothing better than stepping off the bus in Richfield. My heart skips a beat as I get that first glimpse of the hitch on the front of my home ... Read More...
Pretty Ladies Under The Sea
11/03/08 19:49 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I can’t believe I’ve been in the Third World now for nearly three weeks! I’m starting to speak in broken English! But I adore the Mexicans and their fertile land ... Read More...
Mexican Monkey Madness!
10/15/08 14:39 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I just got back to Richfield last week after 4 months in Ptown! And the nice ladies at A Mighty Fortress Is Our God Lutheran Church, my home congregation, have already raised enough money to buy me a one-way bus ticket to Mexico! Well actually I’m going to Los Angeles, but let’s not split hairs ... Read More...
Scooting Back To My Home On Wheels!
10/07/08 18:09 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
This is the last snap of me as I motored out of Ptown and drove the scooter back to my trailer in Richfield! It was a lovely trip, although I had to stop every 14 miles ... Read More...
Tic Tac Joe Is The Way To Go!
04/30/07 16:35 Filed in: Health &
Beauty
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
Here I sit comfy on the Greyhound, as we make our way back from Hawaii. And if you’re ever taken the bus to Hawaii, you know it’s not the easiest place to get to and from.
Although I adore foreigners ... Read More...
Dusting Off My Coconuts!
04/20/07 15:59 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I’m writing this note on a paper towel from the ladies restroom at the Greyhound Bus Depot in downtown Minneapolis. I’m heading out of town today, as the homos need me in Hawaii.
I haven’t taken the bus to Hawaii in years ... Read More...
Doing My Part For HAM!
04/01/07 15:59 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
I’m just off the bus from Old Chi-town, where I made my Windy City debut. Fortunately I brought my good hair with the chinstrap, so everything went smoothly. What a fun, fun city filled with homos of the nicest variety. Thanks goes out to ... Read More...
I'm Exhausted!
03/22/07 22:35 Filed in: Travels
Hello to all my darling, devoted prairie dogs!
How I've missed you all. I would have written earlier, but my exhausted physical state would not allow!
The most unbelievable mishap took me by surprise this week. I returned from Puerto Rica - and oh the bus ride was long ...
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Back from Brazil - I adore the 3rd World!
03/05/07 13:09 Filed in: Travels
To my dear, devoted prairie dogs!
I am just off the bus from Brazil! Car rumba, those are good looking Mexicans down there!
We had such fun on this Atlantis Cruise. Our boat started off in Buenos Aires, then motored to other Third World countries like Uruguay and Brazil, not to mention some Fourth and Fifth World ...
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I'm Updated!
To my dear, devoted prairie dogs!
I’ve updated my website – and it’s only been one year! I simply adore technology that allows for such frequent and seamless maintenance. Even though this invisible world of the internet is creepy and weird, I believe it is the medium of tomorrow. I love being ahead of the curve...
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Sinking My Big Choppers Into The Big Apple!
01/27/06 18:19 Filed in: Travels
Jan. 27, 2006
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
I’m a big city gal this week, as I road the dirty dog out east to sink my pearly choppers into the Big Apple.
And once again my visit was largely due to the generosity of my home congregation, A Mighty Fortress is Our God Lutheran Church in Richfield. The Esther Circle, this real nice Christian ladies group I belong to, paid my Greyhound bus fare – one-way ... Read More...
I'm Ba-a-ack!
01/20/06 14:34 Filed in: Gossip
I’m back! I’ve dusted off my portable Smith Corona typewriter and purchased a new pack of carbon paper. So I am ripe and ready to correspond once again with my adoring fans.
It has been quite the year for me, as some of you haveheard. Just last April after a very successful tour of swap meets in the greater Louisville area, I returned to Richfield to find that my beautiful, 1974 TravelCo trailer was gone! Gone!
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